Inappropriate contact

So i came to work more tired and disinterested than usual - perhaps 6 hours sleep on sunday starting at 8am didn't agree with my "biorhythm". If i can only stay cruddy and mean-spirited until I go for graduate recruitment in Shanghai this week. Boy, won't those top-flight Chinese graduates expecting a thoughtful and informative interview with a professional be surprised!

Me: So why do you want to work for us?

The fourth straight-A Rhodes scholar that day: Because i am a committed team player who admires the principles of co-operation and mutual peer support that characterise your fine organisation.

Me: Fuck you

Anyway maybe it won't turn out so bad and at least i might get to sleep in a little bit. And I'll get a chance to catch up with Merv. And maybe i'll catch bird flu and get a few days off work.



Mr T says: "Hey boy, you lookin' mighty cute in them jeans!"