Aren't they just midget onions?

The other day in the office i went to the printer to get my copy of "Dividend and capital gains taxation", and saw that someone had printed out "The Lady of Shallot" by Alfred Tennyson. It starts

On either side the river lie
Long fields of barley and of rye,
That clothe the world and meet the sky;
And thro' the field the road runs by
To many-tower'd Camelot;
And up and down the people go,
Gazing where the lilies blow
Round an island there below,
The island of Shallot

....and on and on for 5 fucking pages. How much crack did this man smoke? I know that without the shallot we wouldn't have sambal balachan, but this is ridiculous. And I'm a big fan of misusing corporate resources, but at least do it for something good.

So i'm going to do a little extra-curricular printing of my own. Give me some suggestions for random stuff i can print and leave sitting on the printer to see if anyone notices.

Anything other than porn is ok - that goes in my private collection.