Hail to the chief

Stoo and I are starting a new campaign.

** Samuel L. Jackson for Pope **

8 reasons why Samuel L. Jackson would make a good Pope:

1. Can already handle a weapon; save money on Popemobile.

2. Good source of pithy bible quotes that will rouse the congregation on Sunday

3. May make Yoda a cardinal

4. May swap pointy hats for Kangols

5. Showed in Pulp Fiction that he enjoys serving the community: "Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you"

6. Morgan Freeman can't run; has been God already

7. Instead of crooked staff: light saber

8. Probably will be persuasive in getting little kids to read the Bible, especially if there is a handgun involved