Far be it from me to make fun of other people...
ok, that is me.

The China interns are turning out to be a larger source of amusement than i imagined. From watching them put half a chicken into their mouth, to conversations like these

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(useful info - i'm abt to change jobs)

Clueless China Intern: So what are you going to do after leaving the company?

Me: Become a hobo

Clueless: What means hobo?

Me: You know, carry ur stuff in a bedsheet strung on a stick, and travel the world

Clueless: Oh... you mean like a.... a.... tramp

Me: Yes... like a tramp

Colleague: What? You're going to be a homo?

Me: Shut up mutherfucker

Clueless: What means homo?

later that day

Clueless: i know what a tramp is, but i've never heard of hombo.

Me: Hobo

Clueless: Yes, yes, hobo. Which is the more commonly used term, hobo or tramp?

* At this point my colleague and I have lost it and are bent over at the waist laughing *

Me: Let me do a survey. It's been a while since i've used those words.

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But hey, i'm no hypocrite. I learned a new word today too:

later, choads