Trader's Delight

The bargain hunters ran out of steam /
And we still have the same concerns on the macro scene

- Art Hogan, chief market analyst for Jefferies & Co, droppin' some rhymez on yesterday's market action

I am stealing this from Kossin Nette's blog. iTunes fortune telling - switch shuffle-mode on and press play. and the order that the songs come in are the answers to the following questions.

How does the world see me?
Half-steering - by Halfmob

Will I have a happy life?
It wasn't us - by Ludacris

What do my friends think of me?
I'm a thug - by Trick Daddy

Do people secretly lust after me?
So here we are - by Bloc Party

How can I make myself happy?
Speed - by Little Brother
but of course

What should I do with my life?
Yesterdays - by Miles Davis

Will I ever have children?
Bang! - by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
.... gotta start at the beginning i guess

What is some good advice for me?
Criminology - by Raekwon

How will I be remembered?
Resolve - by Foo Fighters
"Yesterday's been laid to rest, changing of the guard
I would never change a thing, even if I could" ooh ... deep.

What is my signature dancing song?
Dazed and confused - by Led Zeppelin
Probably referring to what i look like

What do I think my current theme song is?
The Brouhaha - by The Beastie Boys

What does everybody think my current theme song is?
Night Over Manaus - by Boozoo Bajou
boozoo who?? when did i put this song in there??

What song will be played at my funeral?
坐立不安 - by Tanya Chua
literally "to be restless" ... a bit creepy when referring to a dead person

What type of men/women do I like?
Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes

What is my day going to be like?
Twisted Logic - by Coldplay

Now i know this thing works.

lest you think there is a theme developing.... eat this
the 2nd para of the instructions looks like it's going somewhere interesting... but it only goes to prove people who come up with knitting patterns don't get out much.

Mad Friction Dept.

For those sunny days in the arctic when you're feeling a bit sexy

In the copy room of my office, there's a little door with a sign, "Sump Pump Cabinet".

I'm afraid to ask... but could there be a party i'm totally missing out on?