Spotted this article in today's Financial Times:

Sexwale amasses warchest
By Michael Blebyin, Johannesburg
Tokyo Sexwale, the former South African freedom fighter turned politician turned businessman, yesterday said he had amassed a cash pile of R1.5bn ($209m) for further acquisitions.

Sorry it's a bit after April 1!!! You expect me to believe that a pillar of South African society is named Tokyo Sexwale? They would have tried a bit harder. I would have believed:

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