I received a letter today which read:
The American Biographical Institute is proud to present to you your nomination for
Great Minds of the 21st Century (2005 Edition)
Geez, at last. What took you so long. I am just slightly suspicious that a volume that purportedly immortalises the creme de la creme of 100 years would have an annual edition, and would be published before the time period it is supposed to cover is over. But I'll go along with it because it would be selfish of me to deprive the world of my superior intellect over a detail that only my oversized cerebral cortex could detect.
So after i pay the nominal admin fee of US$295, this is the citation I'll get: